JM, female, 20.
I post The Avengers (and the actors), Teen Wolf (and the actors), Generation Kill (and the actors), Band of Brothers (and the actors), The Pacific (and the actors), Disney movies, random music, other movies, rants about boys and girls and work and my life, and a lot of just whatever I want.
I post a lot of cats and other cute animals.
Adventures of Jace and JM!
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Jace: I'm judging you for your taste in music right now.
Me: I'm judging you for your taste in face right now.
Jace: I worry about you sometimes.
Me: Shut up and come dance with me!
Jace: It's like you can't take someone seriously once you've seen them naked.
Me: I still take you seriously and I've seen you naked.
Jace: You've seen me naked, that's why you take me seriously.
Me: I need to have a talk with Pandora about where she hides her toys.
Jace: I know that Pandora is your cat, obviously. Just sometimes I like to imagine that Pandora is a nickname you've given to your vagina. Do us a favor and revisit what you just said from my point of view.
Me: I need to have a talk with my vagina about where she... oh god.
Jace: Couldn't have said it better myself babygirl.
Me: You are a horrible human being.
Me: Do you remember that time we were talking in sign language at the store and you were sign-swearing and you turned around to the people behind us and apologized for our crude language?
Jace: Maybe not one of my brighter moments, for sure.
Me: What are you doing and why are you doing it so loudly?
Jace: I listen to techno music when I masturbate now. That doesn't have any relevance to your question, I just thought you should know. Babygirl? You still there? Hello, babygirl?
Me: Sorry, I'm going through my iTunes and deleting all my techno.
Jace: I have a serious question though. If you were about to die, what would you have as your last post on tumblr?
Me: Uhm, if I was about to die, why would I be worrying about what my last post on tumblr would be?
Jace: ...
Jace: Good question.
Jace: Ignore that.
Me: This reminds me of the time you started a conversation with 'Imagine you're a girl'.
Jace: I honestly didn't mean that and I've apologized for it already. You're beating a dead horse at this point.
Me: YOU TOLD ME TO IMAGINE I WAS A GIRL!
Me: You're fucking a dick!
Me: I mean you're a fucking dick.
Jace: I was going to say, I find that insulting. I haven't fucked anything in years.
Me: Thank you for that visual.
Jace: Anytime babygirl.
Jace: Why are your knees bruised?
Me: My what?
Jace: Your knees. They have bruises. Why?
Me: Oh. Hm. Didn't see that. I don't know, guess I spent a lot of time on my knees last night.
Jace: I know you had plans on moving up the corporate ladder, but you don't need to be exploited by your betters for it.
Five minutes later.
Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't mean it like that!
Jace: Wow. Slow on the uptake there babygirl.
Me: I'm still half a sleep, throw me a bone!
Jace: I have one bone and I'm not sure you want it.
Me: Oh god, go home!
Jace: How many times do I threaten to quit my job?
Me: In a day, week, or...?
Jace: In a week.
Me: Only the days of the week you work.
Jace: Wouldn't want to disrupt the routine.
Jace: I'm going to quit.
Me: Chin up, asshole, it could be worse.
Jace: I just had to pierce an asshole.
Jace: The actual hole, not just a person who was an asshole.
Me: You should get hazard pay for that shit.
Jace: Please don't say shit.
Stranger: i have a penis
Stranger: this is all you need to know about me
Me: Is it a good penis?
Stranger: no. its bad. very bad.
Me: Jace?
Stranger: what are the fucking odds?
Stranger: babygirl?
Me: Wow.
Donya: You want to put my brother in your interests?
Me: As a joke.
Donya: Does that mean you are interested in him?
Me: You have to admit, he is kind of interesting.
Donya: Like a rare species.
Me: To be put in a cage and gawked at.
Donya: He'd like that.
Me: He'd be like the monkeys that show off for attention and then fling poo when the people get too close.
Donya: I'm pretty sure he does that anyways.
Me: Stop being a dick.
Jace: I'm sorry, have we met? That's like telling you to stop caring about people. Can't happen.
Jace: I have a very cute blonde in my lap right now.
Me: Your daughter should be asleep right now.
Jace: She is, nimwit. She fell asleep on my lap.
Jace: Can't bear to move her. She's knackered.
Me: Oh my god, Tin Man, you do have a heart.
Jace: Don't tell anyone.
Me: You are a genuinely horrible human being.
Jace: At least I'm genuinely something.
Me: Yes, that's a step above the usual for you, huh?
Jace: You're horrible.
Me: I learned from the best.
Jace: Don't try to flatter me.
