January 2012
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne! For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne. We’ll take a cup o’ kindness yet, For auld lang syne.
Redneck is videoing all of the guys getting up to...
Jace, Loop, and Rev are the only ones that will be able to sing the German part. Language boner in t minus four minutes.
Jace just handed me my phone to answer a text from...
klemonademouth:
jmhere:
Yup. Him and Zoey are sexting.
WE ARE NOT SEXTING OH MY GOD
MY PHONE IS DEVOID OF PROOF SO I’M JUST GOING TO ASSUME YOU GUYS WERE SEXTING.
I mean, I already announced it to the bar. And he didn’t deny it. So.
We are currently discussing a rule where if you...
The entire bar is chipping in.
“Nudity is wasted on the young. No. Shit. Youth is wasted on the young. Nudity is...”
– The ever eloquent Jace Miller.
First brush of nudity tonight and it's not Jace.
Wow. How?
Jace just handed me my phone to answer a text from...
Yup. Him and Zoey are sexting.
Dustin: Wait. We're missing someone.
Airek: No, Godfather's in the backroom talking to Hey-Zeus.
Karen: You better tell Geezus to get the fuck out of there before Jace realizes he hasn't had sex in a few years and what better way to go than a Catholic.
Me: Oh my god, I don't feel comfortable right now.
Well, first arrest of the night.
Wasn’t Jace, he’s in the backroom talking to Jesus (Hey-Zeus) about the pros and cons of some political aspirations or something… drunk and still depressingly eloquent as fuck. Wow. He’s got skill.
Jace stole my phone and I think he's sexting Zoey.
klemonademouth:
no sexting I’m just trying to explain why it’s morally incorrect to fuck a tree
IS HE FUCKING THE TREE RIGHT NOW?! BECAUSE HE LEFT AND WE CAN’T FIND HIM!
Jace stole my phone and I think he's sexting Zoey.
HOW AM I THE MOST RESPONSIBLE ONE HERE AND YOUNGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE?!
And whose bright idea was it to buy bulk quantities of Four Loko and let people like my friends do keg stands with them?
AND WHO IS THE GUY WALKING AROUND WITH THE MOOSE HEAD?! IS THAT THE MOOSE HEAD FROM TRH? WTF?!
Joe: How do you plan on ringing in the New Year?
Me: Happy and with my friends.
Loop: Sober. And with the love of my life.
Karen: Without the four kids that we love but really needed a break from.
Jace: With lots of alcohol and moderate to severe nudity.
Joe: Come on, that's a normal night out for you.
Me: The party doesn't start until Jace is naked and complaining of someone leering at him.
We are all drunk and quoting Shakespeare.
STAY CLASSY 828, STAY CLASSY!
I AM LIVEBLOGGING THE FUCK OUT OF DRUNKEN NEW...
If that offends you, you are free to leave.
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Jace: Why is there a picture of me half naked on the 80 inch television in the corner of the room?
Me: You really have to ask?
Jace: What the fuck is going on?
Me: We gave the guy doing the slide show all of our photos from the year. This is payback for last year when you put the picture of me drunk and stuck in a toddler's swing.
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“I don’t care who the fuck you are, you need to know something right the...”
– Joe, the bartender. <33
Oh my god alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.
December 2011
Set off some fireworks for my nieces and nephew.
Hopefully those people won’t call the cops. Definitely a few illegal ones. And that bottle rocket almost went through this one guy’s apartments. Fun times.
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What if there was something that I wanted to tell...
Would it be better to just tell tumblr, tell myself that the people that judge me for it, that left me for it, weren’t worth it?
Or should I just keep my secrets and know that I’ll never lose a person to something they don’t know about?
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Just watched the first episode of Shameless and...
Love the show, obviously.
But it reminds me of a mishmash of my childhood and the childhood of a close friend to the point where I don’t know whether it is going to be interesting or problematic to finish the season.
Ugh. All the emotions. It’s half past three, I really need to be asleep right now. Grr.
Ugh. I slept like shit last night but now that I'm...
WHY DOES ILLNESS AND BEING SICK NOT MAKE ANY SENSE?!
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“Follow your heart and you will never be wrong.”
– Jace, while helping me pack my stuff.
Because I had to pack all of my books up for...
jmhere:
I already have all of the Harry Potters, the Hunger Games, and Song of Ice and Fire books, but I was wondering what else you think I should download?
Please give me ideas. I’m sick and just want to read until I feel better.
Pwease?
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puppetmasterc replied to your post: puppetmasterc answered your question: Because I…
haha. See I haven’t actually read them, but I’m getting them sometime soon. X) He quizzes you on them? Damn.
Yup. He gave them to me when I went off to college, telling me that I had to read them, and after a few months of having them in my possession, he tried to quiz me on the first one but… I had...
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puppetmasterc answered your question: Because I had to pack all of my books up for storage, tell me what books I should download.
I’ve been told the Game of Thrones series is really good. I know for a fact the King Killer Chronicles are amazing.
Game of Thrones is the Song of Ice and Fire books. They are amazing. My brother got me hooked on them about a year before the first book was turned into...
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Because I had to pack all of my books up for...
I already have all of the Harry Potters, the Hunger Games, and Song of Ice and Fire books, but I was wondering what else you think I should download?
Please give me ideas. I’m sick and just want to read until I feel better.
Pwease?
So I'm feeling a little better... But ugh, I hate...
I'm sick and my sister is taking care of me.
I love my sister very much.
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa…
omg is one of those skills making everyone smaller ????
It’s like the skill of packing things into a trunk when you’re going on a long trip. I can fit a lot in tight spaces I guess? I don’t know. I’m a pro-cuddler though, so I have skills.
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa…
oh, well. my current bed is a full size one and my aunt’s that I’ll have is queen size. Plenty of room for both of us and my pillows :3
Honey, I cuddle with a 6’2”, very fit male in my twin bed with five normal size pillows, a husband, and a body pillow… and sometimes my cat. I got...
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klemonademouth replied to your post: klemonademouth replied to your post:…
aww, bb. feel better.
I’ll survive. Hopefully. Maybe. If I’d just get sick and not just “almost sick”.
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Me: Did you get home in one piece?
Jace: No, I died on the way here.
Jace: I'm dead at the moment.
Jace: Side of the road.
Jace: In a ditch.
Me: Okay, that's good.
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa…
well, my aunt has offered her bedroom set + a couch, and I can borrow a couch from my family in the meantime if need be. With her bed set, I’ll have a couch & my current bed (a futon with mattress) for living room furniture! :D
That’s awesome though.
I’ll still probably end up sleeping...
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klemonademouth replied to your post: klemonademouth replied to your post: Unfollowing…
I was just about to say, if I’m not porny enough for you…
Maybe you don’t know how much I like porn… or how much porn I like… I don’t know, I’m sick. Like actual cough-cough sick, not just perverted sick.
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa…
:’((((( (oh, and just FYI: I’m looking at apartments, and whatever place I get will have lots of space in the living room and a comfy couch/possibly a bed, so you’ll have a nice place to stay when you visit
Honey, I can sleep in a bathtub. But that sounds supreme and I am very excited.
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klemonademouth replied to your post: Unfollowing spree.
whatever I didn’t want you following me anyway
Good. So I’ll unfollow you and make room for a porn blog.
But wait… with your late night conversations with Jace, you basically are a porn blog.
Now I’m conflicted.
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: Unfollowing…
toast :’(((((((( WHY. WHY I’M SORRY COME BACK AND LOVE ME :’((((((((
NEVAH!
(Obviously I never unfollowed you and have just spent too much time with Jace and am now an asshole.)
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: Unfollowing spree.
lolbye
Check your followers. I unfollowed you ages ago.
Unfollowing spree.
I will feel horrible about unfollowing some blogs, but I have over 100 and I hate having over 100 and there are some blogs that I want to follow from other fandoms…
Ugh.
Mass text from Gene to everyone:
textsfromtoccoahall:
(819): The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And I mean from the inside, not outside.
Jace keeps knocking on the apartment door and...
Mature, asshole.
I'm sure that burning hot chicken pot pie is gonna...
Ow ow ow.
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klemonademouth replied to your post: Anons, dear anons.
I like how you’re polite through the entire thing, and then the gif at the end…
That’s my MO though. Because I’m really nice and then I just snap for a moment.
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Anons, dear anons.
I don’t mind getting anons. I love them. It gives you a sense of safety and comfort and I’m all for that.
But hiding behind the grey face to start shit, or even just trolling to the point where you KNOW you are pissing people off?
Let’s act our age, not our shoe size, shall we?
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klemonademouth replied to your post: do you think that Zoey is trying to replace you in…
jfc people butt out they have no idea what is going on
It doesn’t even bother me because these questions are a lot less painful than the usual anons I get and don’t answer.