February 2012
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To all of my single friends out there... STAY...
I swear. Relationships are not worth it. Take it from me.
If I didn’t love Loop, I’d be single right now.
That being said, I’m getting off of here and going to go read. I’m so pissed off I can barely function.
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rnstudentandagleek replied to your photo: So. Engagement ring. Isn’t it pretty? Not mine….
JM I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOURS AND I ALMOST SCREAMED WITH JOY
Oh lord no. Loop and I aren’t close to engagement, lord no. Especially with the shitty turn our relationship has taken recently.
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So this just happened.
Karen: She's lost so much weight. I wonder how she did it.
Me: All she eats is coke and come.
Karen: Bitter much?
Me: I'm going to go eat my feelings.
So a guy that I went to high school was apparently...
I have been completely off the internet so I didn’t know about it. Just found out that he was found. One of the postings said he was kidnapped by two men and held in a barn? I don’t know. I’m going to be following the investigation closely because he was a great guy.
Glad that Storme Goforth is home.
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wingsofwriting replied to your post: wingsofwriting replied to your chat: Jace: I don’t…
Oh yeah losing touch with the best friend sucks. That’s good I’m glad you had a good trip. I’m good. I’m actually at a writing center conference in Arkansas right now, so that’s fun. And I’ve been fantastic.
We’re doing fine. And fingers crossed, he’ll be home on the 3rd/4th. He’s...
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wingsofwriting replied to your chat: Jace: I don’t know what’s going on. Someone just…
ya’ll are amazing. Missed you doll. How was New Orleans.
It’s funny because I didn’t talk to him the entire time I was down there and he sent me an email and he just called me from a payphone. It’s strange not talking to him all the time.
New Orleans was amazing, as always....
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Jace: I don't know what's going on. Someone just took off their thong and there's a guy in the corner asking for money for a sex change.
Me: Where are you?
Jace: Somewhere where personal hygiene is just a myth.
Someone in the background: I can give you what you want baby.
Jace: If you touch me with that, I'm going to break it off. I've got to go babygirl, I don't feel safe.
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sammikidd replied to your post: Home home home.
you’re back!! *tackle hugs*
I’m so tired and mildly sun burnt and my head sort of throbs at random times from getting hit in the head so many times (my eye was swollen shut!) but it was a blast!
Home home home.
I’ll make a longer post telling all the fun stories, and posting the pictures, later, but for now, just know that I had a great time and I’m only a little sunburnt and I’m so happy to be home.
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Goodbye Hickory, Hello New Orleans.
I know I’m probably annoying people with my NOLA talks, but I’m so ready to get home. As excited as I am to be in New Orleans, I’m mostly excited to be home. I can’t believe it’s only going to be for a week. I’ll have to make the best out of each day.
I will have limited access to the internet, if any at all, so don’t expect much from me. We’re...
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Okay, so dad and Michele left an hour and a half...
My dad left me money in the bathroom drawer. It was kind of awkward. Good times.
I was going to stay awake and read or write or do...
It’s 12:30, at sometime after 8 I’ll be woken up by my dad and step-mom while they pack up their car to leave and sometime between then and 2, I’ll be picked up to go to my sister’s apartment and prepare for my vacation.
Yay. Gnight.
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Guess who is finally packed?!
All that’s left is the stuff I’ll use in the morning, toothbrush and toothpaste. I won’t be leaving for a little less than 24 hours, but I’m packed.
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sammikidd replied to your post: My step-mom’s sister is going to feed and water my cat the week we’re gone.
I have the same problem. Well sort of. I mean there is a creepy little boy. Except this one is actually related to me. Its still doesn’t mean I want him in my room. Come to think of it I don’t really want him in the same house.
You shouldn’t talk about your little brother...
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My step-mom's sister is going to feed and water my...
I’m grateful for that and I thanked her profusely. However I apparently had to explain to her that I didn’t want her son in my room during the week, since she’d most likely bring him with her to feed Pandora.
Why do I have to explain why I don’t want some creepy little boy I’m not related to in my room? I have to explain that? That needs explaining?
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dormiensdraconis-hellebore replied to your post: TMI for a moment about my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
Ugh I totally know what you mean! I have yet to find a comfortable sports bra and it is extremely frustrating. What kind was this pack and where can I get them? They would make exercising so much easier!
They are Fruit of the Loom, Action Back, three pack. She works at Sam’s so she...
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
omfg. that last sentence. I’m dying.
BUT IT’S TRUE! I HAVE KNOCKED HER OUT WITH THEM BEFORE! I turned around really fast and she was in the way and she fell down because they hit her in the face.
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: TMI for a…
oh honey I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing. I need a good laugh today - let me have this please?
Fine. Laugh at my pain. I see how much you love me. *sniffle sniffle*
Positive on having big boobs is all I’ll have to do is wear a low cut shirt and guys will give me beads and drinks on Bourbon Street...
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rnstudentandagleek replied to your post: kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: TMI for a…
Sometimes I shove my phone in mine if my shirt covers it. Or my iPod.
Beer bottle. I mean, I have to reorganize a bit, shift things around to make room, but I just shove my beer bottle in there and go about my business.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: TMI for a…
very occasionally, I am grateful for small boobs. this is one of those times.
See, my friend Karen has small boobs, and she likes to throw it in my face. Not her boobs, we haven’t done that since she got married. But that she doesn’t have the problems that I do.
SO I JUST KNOCK HER OUT WITH MY...
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kurtsieklyssa replied to your post: TMI for a moment about my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
you make me giggle, toast
MY BOOBS ARE NOT LAUGHING MATTERS! They jiggle when I giggle.
And Jace sometimes uses my cleavage as a pocket.
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rnstudentandagleek replied to your post: TMI for a moment about my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
JM I LOVE YOU. Also total GPOY. Bras SUCK.
I will scream about the negative side of big boobs from the roof top! Don’t get me wrong, they come in handy, but dear lord above they are a pain.
I hate bra shopping. But there is a little store here that carries my size in some of the more...
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corsairsparks replied to your post: TMI for a moment about my over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.
filed under problems I will never have.
My girls are a pain. Bad posture, hurts my back, stretch out my favorite shirts, like to be the center of attention when I don’t want them to be noticed.
Not to mention they have unauthorized luggage sometimes.
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TMI for a moment about my...
Okay, so a girl with larger than average breasts can back me up when I say that while finding a normal bra is hard, finding a good sports bra isn’t exactly easy.
Too thin and the girls don’t stay in place. Too tight and you stop breathing. Too this or too that.
I want something to hold these suckers down when I run and I want it comfortable and I want to be able to sleep in it.
My...
Every Year A Wish - Genie Klaine Oneshot
lemyh:
Title: Every Year A Wish Rating: T for a scene of slight sexuality Pairing: Kurt/Blaine - Klaine Summary: On Blaine’s birthday, he’s surrounded by family and friends, and Kurt. It’s a day he’ll never forget. Special appearances by the McKinley glee club.
FFnet link.
“Happy birthday Blaine!” There seemed to be a hundred people in the Anderson’s backyard, although that wasn’t...
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Every Year A Wish - Genie Klaine Oneshot
Title: Every Year A Wish Rating: T for a scene of slight sexuality Pairing: Kurt/Blaine - Klaine Summary: On Blaine’s birthday, he’s surrounded by family and friends, and Kurt. It’s a day he’ll never forget. Special appearances by the McKinley glee club.
FFnet link.
“Happy birthday Blaine!” There seemed to be a hundred people in the Anderson’s...
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Anyone want to come to my house and pack for me?
I have one load of wash to do left before I can pack my clothes. Then I need to decide which books I’m taking. Decisions, decisions, decisions.
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Cuddle puddle because Jace leaves at 10:30 to who...
Lots to do tomorrow since I leave late on the 16th. Lordy lordy, I’m so behind.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
… which is odd, because normally people pay to watch porn…
Yes. I am rather backwards.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
I… know too much about gay for pay. Shhh. don’t ask.
I did an extensive study which included research and interviews and was very ugly. But hey, I got paid to watch porn.
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Zoey! Funny story alert!
So I showed Moon the picture only I didn’t scroll down enough so it was literally ONLY the dinosaur and before I could even say anything he said “She looks like she’s had a rough life” and I was going to go verbal bitchslap and I glanced at the picture and started laughing and scrolled down.
Then he said “She looks absolutely tiny” and Loop said...
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
I’ll take your word for it.
I know way too much about porn. I wrote an article about gay for pay. That was… a very strange day for me.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
my acting abilities are far too classy for a porno
You haven’t seen some of the pornos I have…. The classiest classy to ever class.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
if you stop replying I’ll assume the cameras have started rolling
And once you read my reply to your ask, you’ll see that you might be vital in the porn…
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
try moving to another room? that might confuse them.
I would, but Moon is leaning against the door. This feels like the beginning to a very strange porno.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
smoking them out?
Yea, but then my room/house would smell like smoke and the smoke detector would go off and it’s a bitch to turn off.
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Moon: Do either of you understand the damage that has been done to my psyche?
Me: Dude, you're the one that got in the car with two half dressed dumbasses.
Loop & Jace: Hey!
Me: Sorry. Two attractive half dressed dumbasses.
Jace: That's better.
Loop: Really? All she has to do is call you pretty when she's insulting you?
Jace: Fact of life, young one, fact of life.
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wingsofwriting replied to your post: wingsofwriting replied to your chat: Why are these…
Perhaps you should just call them magnets… no likelihood for ego stroking their. Though Jace would find a way.
Yes, he’s very talented with word play.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
have you tried mouse traps and/or a fly swatter?
To get rid of the pests? Yes. Doesn’t work when two out of three have pocket knives. And all three have terrific blackmail material on me.
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corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks replied to your post: corsairsparks…
I WOULD BE SO PISSED TOO. although mine comes from my serious paranoia (and this is something I’m actually scared of so don’t laugh) that there will be a serial killer in the back seat of my car when I get in the car.
Oh, it’s a fear of mine too. I usually check, but I was just opening the backseat...
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wingsofwriting replied to your chat: Why are these two of the most important men in my life?
It’s two men on a mission together (wihout pants) that’s always a high probability for trouble. The fact that it was Jace and Loop? Simply a multiplier
They attract trouble like… like… like… attractive things.
Don’t let them see that. Both of them aren’t lacking in the ego...