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JM, female, 22.

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curling up and going to sleep because allergies are kicking my ass

tags » jm is emotional ·
tags » the outsiders ·


i keep wondering if there were any jaeger pilots who, after a successful kaiju killing, just couldn’t wait a second to have a little victory dance. and thousands of confused citizens look out to sea and see a jaeger pelvic thrusting into the sunset. 

tags » snort · pacific rim · about me ·


#did they major in physics or something

Can we talk about how much that would hurt?

tags » tangled · disney ·


Let’s get real, if I were gonna bang anyone on Teen Wolf, it would be THIS GUY:

1. Teens on the show: ugh, gross, they would be terrible, all jackrabbit humping and Axe.

2. Papa Stilinski might cry.

3. Derek Hale would DEFINITELY cry and would also probably play Your Body is A Wonderland on repeat.

4. Look at this guy. He goes downtown. He goes uptown. He goes on the cross town bus and then gets a transfer so he can take the express. He was super in love with his wife and made crazy love to her constantly and she does not strike me as a lady who is easily pleased and what I’m saying is fffffffffffffff, leg holster me on it. Deep-v-neck me on it. 

tags » teen wolf · yeah basically ·
Track: Dead In The Water
Artist: Ellie Goulding
Album: Halcyon
Plays: 736

I’m dead in the water
Still looking for ya.

tags » music ·

My stepmom felt the need to come into my room and tell me about the rapper that cut off his dick before he tried to commit suicide. 

I don’t know why she felt the need to tell me this.

(When she said he was still alive, I winced and said “he’s gonna wish he was dead if they can’t reattach that particular appendage” and she shook her head and walked away.)

tags » my family ·


Because this video was constantly taken down, and/or was geographically restricted, I am uploading it here.

WARNING: It contains Sebastian Stan speaking Romanian.

Tony Stark and friendships

↳ [2/5] Tony Stark & Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes

"Oh, my God, you crazy son of a bitch! You owe me a plane, you know that, right?

tags » i am the cat lady ·
tags » generation kill ·
Track: Apres Moi
Artist: Regina Spektor
Album: Begin To Hope
Plays: 7689


Après Moi | Regina Spektor

Февраль. Достать чернил и плакать!
Писать о феврале навзрыд,
Пока грохочущая слякоть
Весною черною горит.

Fevrale. Dostat chernil i plakat!
Pisat o Fevrale navsnryd,
Poka grohochushaya slyakot
Vesnoyu charnoyu gorit.

February. Get ink, shed tears!
Write of it, sob your heart out, sing,
While torrential slush that roars
Burns in the blackness of the spring.

tags » music · apres moi le deluge ·
viwan themes