"Well, lads. You’ve discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fuckin’ head in!



when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

I’m so happy that Keegan’s home but it’s so hard to see him and not remember everything that happened before he left. It’s been a really difficult day.




Goat gives it all it’s got

give it all you’ve goat


Well, they say Satan’s clever. He’d hardly catch many unsuspecting souls if he laid his traps in bogs and tunnels. 
Outlander 1.03 “The Way Out”



Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs


replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

I was video chatting with Jace because I feel like shit and he’s trying to lift my spirits. He was shirtless and he stood up to get something and I apparently said “please let him be wearing pants” because he started laughing and fell back into the chair.

(He wasn’t wearing pants.)